I’m offended by these Prince Harry “nude” photos. “Nude” implies there will be peen, yet there is no peen. As Harry is inarguably the sexiest member of your otherwise total blah-fest Royal Family, you can see how our American disappointment is palpable. I have decided to punish your country in what I know to be the most effective way possible until you release actual nudes as advertised. YOUR MOVE, ENGLAND.